Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Welcome to the dark side, brother.

 

Claim you support Spurs, skip around on stage, and claim the "sources"
of your ITK are kept in the "man drawer" .

 

Are you feeling sick?

 

Ndombele was seen in a chip shop on tottenham high Road .wish we'd hurry up and sign him he looks a class act.

 

NEW SIGNING seen in the Chick King = done deal. < FACT >

 

Let's hope so .

 

It’s true, saw him in there. He ordered two bits of chicken and chips plus a chicken burger (said he was starving after his medical).

I said to him “what do you think about the grub?”

He said “only reason I joined, bruv”.

I was like “respect, fully understand”.

 

Lo celso likes Chick King as well I hear

 

Yep! Jack Clarke is a Maccie D’s type of guy though.

 

I'd love us to feck the gooners over with the young centre back if we still have the chance or have they already done the deal

 

THIS IS **** ALL TO DO WITH ME AND I'VE NO IDEA IF IT'S TRUE BUT TWITTER HAS SUDDENLY LIT UP WITH THIS STUFF...







IF IT'S NOT TRUE BLAME ANYONE ELSE!

 

Make it true the new dembele arrives at the lane

 

As I said the other day, those T+Cs are < standard > Levy.

Computer says : believe that one most out of all the claimed ITK.

 

Everyone calm down, ya hear?
Just calm the **** down.

Here's some piss for your parade:

 

I view my role on here as a public service.

 

Again, that is some squad that Chelsky are assembling for the season starting August ... 2020.

 

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We can't be calm were spurs fans

 

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