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  1. milkyboy

    milkyboy Well-Known Member

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    Jack Boris only went with leave because he thought it was a high profile move.

    Hunt voted remain then pretended to change his mind because the E.U. negotiators were so mean.

    Good luck choosing between those two <laugh><laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Certainly was. I think the wife heard. Oh no. There will be an argument now. I hope next door are not waiting with their tape recorder and got 999 at the ready on their phone <laugh> I might be in the papers tomorrow ;)
     
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    I think boris should have the neighbors done for harassment
     
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    It if was done in the House of Commons then yes. It if was done in their own home then no. Dirty fecking neighbours recording Boris and Abbott having sex then sending it to the Guardian <laugh>
     
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  5. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Thankfully I don't have to choose. I don't like either. I wanted Leadsom.
     
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  6. milkyboy

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    Don’t know how much of a story it is, but it’s certainly an image I now can’t get out of my head.
     
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    He should. There is enough evidence on the neighbours social media accounts. But if he does this, that will be in the public domain and he doesn't want his private life out in the public ;)
     
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    dbc has gone quiet. I bet he got his sock out and enjoying himself <laugh>
     
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    Captain Jack
    You seem to be missing the 2 interesting issues on this thread
    - Eire & noisy orgasms
    - Sparky & his underpants
    Have you anything you would like to contribute on these important issues ;)
     
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    What are noisy orgasms? Please explain. Better still, please demonstrate :)
    As for Sparky and his underpants, he told me he can't afford them since Cardiff got relegated. He has been crapping himself on a daily basis due to being worried about facing Leeds and Swansea this coming season <laugh>
     
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    Chesh is going to record his noisy neighbour for Eire's education .... he maybe able to send you a copy too .... if you ask nicely .... either that or he is going to send it to the Guardian for non political reasons obviously ;)
    As for Sparky .... that explains the smell :D
     
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  12. milkyboy

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    The bad news is Chesh won’t be able to record his noisy neighbour any more, as i’ve moved on to another lady...

    ... The good news is eire’s wife now knows what a noisy big o is.

    So, the next time the mood takes them... his birthday, Christmas, perhaps ... she should be able to fake one for him.

    The lengths I go to (kerching) for fellow Leeds fans.:biggrin:
     
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    Your attitude speaks volumes
     
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    Bet he's a typical Corbynista curtain twitcher
     
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    Ask OLOF for a loan of one of his crusty socks, then! <whistle>
     
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    Surrender monkey, would go to Brussels with cap in hands begging and offering to suck the cocks of Barnier Verhofstad, and Druncker for a good deal
    Those brave British Soldiers buried in France must be turning in their graves that they gave their lives for the ****ing ungrateful bastards that walk our streets
     
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    Got an odd one knocking about somewhere if he wants to take a punt :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    It's not widely known, but Minxy used to be an actress & uses 'Minxy' for privacy. Sorry, Minx, but it seems apt to post one of your old scenes ....

     
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  19. milkyboy

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    .... Just when you’re trying to unthink an image
     
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    He does doesn't he ?







    He hides her abacus
     
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