one of the Mods might want to sticky this thread i can see it being referred to regularly...you can take it off by January i reckon
You buy things with stolen money. Your owner's not even allowed into the country because he's such a crook.
You're a criminal's attempt at sportswashing. People were murdered so that you could watch Morata shamble around a pitch.
You've got no manager and your best player ****ed off. Your owner's a crook, your fans are racist and you want to leave your **** ground, but you can't.