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Rafa Benitez leaves NUFC

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 21, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Fat mikes phone right now.
     
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  2. Blue harvest

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    Rafa got a lot more, he's now seriously minted and making his own take over bid.
    Condition that MA has to wear the mascot outfit for every game.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’ve asked skybet for odds. They are already offering me a profit on my relegation bet of last night.
     
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  4. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    The problem with the above scenario is that by the time any takeover occurs Fat Stupid Mike will have employed some no mark manager on a 10 yr deal at £5 million per season plus bonuses.
     
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  5. Blue harvest

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    Not if the takeover is conditional of new owners, making their own appointments.
    Whilst take-over pending, it'd be highly unusual to make anything other than a care-taker role. But then nothing about this is usual!!

    Mark Hughes, Roy Keane, Tony Pullis all available and all fill me with as much dread as when Souness was appointed.

    Allegri said he wanted 12 months away from football, we could be described as away from football - with the bonus of being used to black & white stripes.
     
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  6. Gordonthetoony

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    The Fat one really wants to piss the fans off so watch him appoint Roy Keane, David Moyes or Alan Pardew to really put the boot in. Until Ashley has gone no more visits to SJP or strip purchases( new strip crap anyway). I fully expect the take over to go tits up too. All he wants is his TV money and 17th place with no investment or ambition.
    Mike Ashley you are a pile of pure sh.te.
     
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  7. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    It is with deep joy that we announce manager Rafael won’t tow the line Benítez will leave Newcastle United upon the expiry of his contract on 30th June 2019.

    We have done precisely **** all to extend Rafa’s contract over a significant period of time, however it has not been - and will not be - possible to get him to buy our lies and false promises any longer.Rafa and his representatives know we are bullshitters of the highest order.

    Rafa’s coaching staff, Paco de Míguel Moreno, Antonio Gómez Pérez and Mikel Antia, will also leave the club on 30th June and much to our amazement, can’t wait to find a proper football club to work at.

    We would like to thank Rafa and his coaching team for their efforts over the last three years, well we have to say that don’t we? and their significant contribution to what has been collectively achieved, despite our best efforts to spanner the Spaniard at every turn hehe!

    We would also like to thank our gullible supporters, players and staff for their money and blind loyalty during a period of manufactured uncertainty.
    We are getting rather good at this smokescreen stuff, don’t ya think.

    The process to appoint a no mark yes man will now begin.
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    We should of known this was happening
    The other week

    Who in their right mind would of employed Shola on any level
    Step up to management could be a bit much even for Sholas talent
     
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  9. Gordonthetoony

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    Like this and to think in about 3 weeks time we have our first match. No manager, no coaching team, probably all our best players sold by the Scum. Please no more " support the team, not the regime" We MUST rid ourselves of this cancer killing our club.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

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    It doesn't though does it? The accounts don't lie. Hell we don't need to look at our accounts if people somehow think they are being manipulated (which is a nice story but probably not reality). They only have to look at every single club in the PL accounts.

    And he ain't gonna put it in, he made that clear a long time ago. Sadly we're in purgatory until he sells.

    There has to be a bit of reality you know Trev. We are going to have a lot of over the top over dramatic NUFC fans in the coming days. I look forward to copious amounts of "I'm done with the club until he's gone" or "we need to organise a protest" or some other theatrical reaction.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can see Roy Keane rocking up.
     
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  12. Welshie

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    We need to round up all horses in the North East and knock them out one by one. Eventually someone will listen!
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Convenient that he only announced leaving Forest this morning:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  14. JakartaToon

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    If Gary Monk does come in I think we should ban Mick O’Toon.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

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    I bet Wraith has the follow up to his faux funeral march already planned. It'll be just as embarrassing no doubt.
     
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  16. GeordieHalfbreed

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    I say ban him now, just to be on the safe side.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Afternoon lads,did I miss anything?
     
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  18. Blue harvest

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    Well that would be the nail in the coffin of the club and possibly MA too, as soon as Keane didn't get his own way. I've never seen a player or manager more ready to throw his toys out of the pram!
     
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  19. G4rdToonArmy

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    Yep for this exact reason it won't be Keane, Ashley wants a yes man and good ol' Roy could argue with his shadow about paint drying.
     
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  20. GeordieHalfbreed

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    If we could somehow guarantee mutually assured destruction of the two of them, that would cheer me right up!
     
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