Rangers v Celtic

Any of you ****s ever been on a cruise? Drinks pachages are mental priced.

 

House looks very caravan like. Pikey.

 

Mick lives in a shed.

 

You decided to go for a feature wall instead of cutting the grass? Rocket will be pleased.

 

Are cruises not meant for the over 50’s?

 

He went on his first one 10 years ago

 

My ma and sister are going. I said I'd cover the drinks package.

 

Murray wins the double at Queens.

 

Drinks package?

Are cruises not all inclusive then?

 

The news was broken on chatbox a while ago.

 

Nope. They've to get a tip package and a drinks package. £850 for the two of them for 9 days. ****s will drink tea and water and maybe a wine/cocktail or two at night.

 

I'm not cool enough for chatbox. That's like the big kids that smoke at the huts. I'm feart.

 

To be honest you aren't missing much usually just ****s like Fabs and ER on it.

 

Where they going and any pics of mother/daughter?

 

What the actual fùck mate!

You're on a boat and the drinks aren't in with the price of the holiday. It's not as if you can nip out for a carry out.

Tell them to stock up on the duty free bro.

 

£850?? **** sake

Senga’s maw n da go about 5 cruises a year

 

Vietnam, Hong Kong, Bangcock etc.

I'll PM yeh.

 

Seriously, I was in shock. They go away together every year and for birthdays I just normally upgrade their hotel room or flights to business. Saves me thinking of presents (plus when I do the flights I can use my miles). But they decided on a cruise this year and that's what it is. Mental ehh.