That should read 'you are as thick as pig ****', which is ironic because it makes you sound as thick as pig ****. But I'm gonna let that slide, because Comm with be 18 cans in by 9pm and this could get interesting. please log in to view this image
You forgot "dribbling mess," Commie. By the way, I'm sat in my underpants, with my guitar, learning "Kayleigh" by Marillion. Is that your kind of music?
Don't bother. You'll end up smashing a bottle over your head and stabbing your speakers if you listen to that ****.