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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. monacoger

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    Why you awake at this time, was last night your thingy in the Hilton?
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2019
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    Seemingly the British guy was chancing the Irish guy's bird then followed him to the loos and stuck a broken beer bottle in his throat. Not gang related or anything.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2019
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    Yes it was Iain but I'm always awake at this time.

    I may go back to bed though. Not feeling too great tbh.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 22, 2019
  4. monacoger

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    Was it any good?
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2019
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It was ok. The food wasn't great to be honest. Dame Kelly was reasonably entertaining and they raised a lot of dough for the poor Glesga weans.

    The Casino afterwards was teeeeriffff though. Walked out nearly 9 hunner quid up.

    <cheers>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Alkies are always up early

    Only joking aldo. Your my 2nd best mate on here after @bucks_is_leeds

    Okay. Ben lomond it is then. See ye
     
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  7. monacoger

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    ^^^^ ****
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2019
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    You wish
     
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  9. monacoger

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    Why the **** are you going to Ben Lomond and why is your dad giving you the day off work to climb a wee hill?
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Mon is like Paxman this morning, asking the questions we always wanted asked.

    Grill the alky and the jew.

    Literally.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jun 22, 2019
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  11. Toley Fart

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    Ben Nevis next month

    WATP
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 22, 2019
    bucks_is_leeds and If in doubt like this.
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    Nice 1

    WATP
     
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    ^^^Ben Dover every Sunday
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 22, 2019
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    You know, sometimes I wish I was an alky. Then I could just pour myself a large voddie right now and get back to being drunk. Sober hurts too much just now.

    I need breakfast.

    :(
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 22, 2019
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    Julie is making me and Declan pancakes just now.
     
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    Pancakes are ****e
     
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    monacoger, Jun 22, 2019
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    These ones aren’t.

    Eggs, rolled oats, bananas and blueberries, then on the side, a dollop of Greek yoghurt, strawberries and honey washed down with a mug of Earl Grey.

    watp
    no surrender
     
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    ****e
     
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    Go and munch on some succulent potato you square-headed, fenian ****-pig, bastard.
     
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  20. monacoger

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    Ffs I was only joking
     
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