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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    He was the next big thing about 3 years ago but didn't fulfil the potential.

    Think he's 20 now so is probably safe to go to Celtic as the youth coaches will have their eyes transfixed elsewhere.

    #nopubesplea
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The guys who do the "stats" radar things reckon he massively over achieved last season.

    They said the same about Lafferty before he joined Rangers and look how that turned out.

    Basically, looks like Turnbull will be sending dick pics to some scheme tart he met in Silverburn by Xmas.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Free agent mate. Didn't cut the mustard at the famous Glasgow Rangers and was let go at the end of the season.

    Still, at least you have finally signed some cùnt eh.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Cheap replacement for McGregor once Brendon swoops.
     
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    Was he on the infamous Ibrox casting couch?

    Sorry i meant Treatment Table
     
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    Odd to start your footballing career at 20 but MMA isnt for everyone
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Going by that post MDMA is certainly for you.

    <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    See the SPFL algorithm (pape with pen) has thrown RFC another cracking start to the season. Away to Kilmarnock, fancy that.

    Good news though. Killie have a brand new plastic pitch for our players to rip a cruciate or two on this season.
     
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    As expected

    Whoosh!!!
     
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    Just do what we do and win everything, then you're guaranteed a home game.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well excuse me for not understanding spastic.

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Confirmation you don't read the things you post
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ok I'll bite.

    Go on tell me how anything in my post relates to MMA.

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Aldo just back from the boozer and ready to set about the forum downy :emoticon-0146-punch:emoticon-0146-punch
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Aldo hasn't realised i called him a spazzy yet.

    May take time to sink in
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So nothing then and I was correct, you posted nonsensical pish that any normal person would only do while under the influence of strong psychotropic drugs.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No Mindy it was me who called you a spazzy when I said said I didn't understand spastic.

    You've got yourself all confused. It's as if someone's flicked the switch to mega Mindy mode.

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