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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    @luvgonzo
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 21, 2019
  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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    brb, Jun 21, 2019
  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You disappoint me - I’d hoped you were going to deflower a virgin under a sacred yew tree as the sun came up in the morning
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Perhaps this happened to @Matth_2014 this morning ?
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 21, 2019
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m busy mate, sorry.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 21, 2019
  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Hessian vests out tonight, bodies painted in woad, whickerman bonfire to finish.
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    Rock music?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 21, 2019
  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Bod is one sick individual.
     
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    Skylarker, Jun 21, 2019
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think that's @DUNCAN DONUTS at his bbq last weekend mate.
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 21, 2019
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  9. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Go for it...<ok>
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    Aw come on Sky, you were a druggie! You must have done some depraved ****! I seen the Basket Ball Diaries........
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I wasn't a 'druggie'!

    I had some substance misuse issues... I've done some mad **** but never anything sexually depraved like shagging an inflatable sheep and busting my nut inside it. Soz for disappointing, mate.

    I had my own hustles, never sexual though ffs <laugh>
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Lol, Bod searching for somebody who's out-depraved him.
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 21, 2019
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  13. PINKIE

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    <laugh> That's like saying @Commachio isn't a pisshead. He has Aldi pisswater abuse issues.
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    You ****ers <laugh>
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 21, 2019
  15. Bodinki

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    Dont know how shagging an inflatable is depraved. Depraved means wicked or morally corrupt, no morals involved in that.
    Sad, pathetic, perverted maybe......but not depraved! ;)
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 21, 2019
  16. PINKIE

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    @Matth_2014 isn't an angry egg headed mong.

    He has emotional regulation and conical cranium issues
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 21, 2019
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  18. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 21, 2019
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    Scat?
     
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  20. Saintmagic

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    Was the sheep lubed up with deep heat?
     
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