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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm polite but pushing for then to follow up and chase results and doctors, some don't like it though but tough ****. She's ok I suppose and still heading to appendectomy but it'll be tomorrow now so heading for a 3rd day.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    have you been trying to flog them razors?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Some of the nurses could do with one.
     
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  4. Stan

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    My wife has taken the girl to school and then needs to run some errands. My sister in law and brother in law are upstairs sleeping.

    Meanwhile I am downstairs with my nephew and three nieces, ages 1, 4, 6 and 9.

    WTF?
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Bowl of ice cream each and chuck them in the spare room.
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Send one of them upstairs to wake Mummy up.........

    That’s taking the piss btw.
     
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  7. Stan

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    Saffas mate. Feral.

    It is taking the piss and so was turning up and asking for a tenner to pay the balance of the taxi fare.

    I actually don’t mind baby sitting for an hour or so. The girls are cute, the 9 year old boy is a pain in the arse so I just stick him in front of the Xbox.
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Make them cry

    That’ll wake the parents up

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Beautiful out there this morning




    70D61B07-9DFF-4A1A-85B3-BED68038BA39.jpeg
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I think that rock on the left is homosexual.
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    How's the little un mate?
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Rock Hudson
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She's waiting to go in for a camera to look inside, probably appendix still.
     
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  15. I have two nephews, aged 4, 7 and 9.
     
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  16. onejamesbeattie

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    Good evening everyboby. I have three sons aged 24, 3 & 2 and a daughter aged 14.

    No grandchildren yet but I am hopeful but my eldest doesn't want children so I may have to wait a couple of longer years.

    The three year old is my favourite. I don't like the two year old. Hes let me down too many times.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just thinking it would be funny if Piskie was just uploading stock photos and he actually lives in Rochdale
     
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  18. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Eating microwave burgers every night
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    In front of a 62" plasma.
     
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  20. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Watching it by himself because he's never been married in his life
     
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