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heres a thread -ever been asked out by a celeb?if so who?

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  1. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    my experience was vennesa feltz just after she got divorced lucky escape big pair of tits mind you
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 13, 2011
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Never mind asking you out someone needs to be taking you out with a high power assault rifle Jonny <ok>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 13, 2011
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Are you a black fella then Jonny?
     
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    OLOF, Sep 13, 2011
  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 13, 2011
  5. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    I shagged babe bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 13, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. jonathan acworth

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    last one of the day!did you see how many 9-11 threads were on here bit ott just trying clear them off the board
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 13, 2011
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    OLOF, Sep 13, 2011
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    I once crashed mike tysons hotel room and was told to get out.....does that count?
     
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  10. irishgreen

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    Shagged Lassie twice <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 13, 2011

  11. jonathan acworth

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    no white bloke -lucky escape though filming something for watchdog in my pub at the time started asking everyone do speed dating ,she got her assistant to ask me out for her i said thanks but not my type and she ran out had a paddy wack because i turned her down she was about 20 years older than me at the time mind you but bloddy hell has she got a big pair of tits dizree a lucky bastard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 13, 2011
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    You been drinking tonight irish? <laugh>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 13, 2011
  13. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Oh right, i just thought she liked the brothers, lucky escape indeed fella, it would have been like throwing a saugage in the mersey tunnel...
    although a soapy titwank would have sufficed
     
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    jesus should have seen her dress she was wearing at the time her tits where vertually popping out
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 13, 2011
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    Nope,Lassie was poleaxed.
     
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    if i recall she has a massive pair i reckon over 45 d they where like missles
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 13, 2011
  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Shut up about her tits. You sure she didn't reject you?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 13, 2011
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    I'll stick with Lassie <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 13, 2011
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    shes very loud and fancies herself a bit my dick would have been shagged out
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 13, 2011
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    I'll have sloppy seconds if thats okay with lassie<ok>
     
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    OLOF, Sep 13, 2011
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