Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

Can you imagine your owner’s face on Jan 1st when Eriksen signs for somebody for £0.

Of course he’s leaving mate.

 

Levy will work his magic, Tel.

He always does.

That depends on whether or not we decide to sell.

I can see Eriksen being permitted to leave, if we can secure the two players you mention.

I'm not sure there's much appetite to let Toby leave, though.

 

Yep, I know.

 

Yeah, like Levy will allow himself to be mugged off, again!

 

You must’ve missed it then.

 

You know mate, you don’t have a choice to let Toby leave, his release clause is effectively active as of end of June.

Eriksen will end up at another club.

Lo Celso will turn you down, you’ll probably get Ndombele.

 

I read an interview Eriksen gave where he said he'd be happy to stay at Spurs, but that if he had to move on he'd be up for the challenge.

Haven't seen anything about him saying he wants to leave.

I suspect that you've misheard something, Matth.

 

Pixie will have bookmarked all of that.

You do realise that, yeah?

 

£25m is pocket change for a class act like Alderweireld innit, I can see West Ham or Wolves taking him for that sort of money.

 

I haven’t.

 

You can do better than that, Tel!

 

Link or gtfo.

 

£75m isn't much is it?

 

Look for yourself, I’m not your slave.

 

It’d be out of Spurs’ hands mate, if they paid him more I can’t see why a deal wouldn’t happen.

 

I've looked and I can assure you that you misheard.

You'd be better off concentrating on your club's fiasco with Pogba.

 

I wasn’t misheard, You’re a closet United fan.

 

But you can see either West Ham or Wolves paying him more, yeah?

 

In your wildest dreams, Matth!

 

You are, You made a thread about Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.