Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

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Quote or gtfo.

 

Not really, though, eh.

It's more a case of Matth taking a wild swing, missing me, and twatting himself in his ear.

 

"Christian Ericksen wants to leave Spurs"

 

Like anybody could miss you ....

 

HIAG gets surprisingly aggy over transfer rumours, we’ve found a weak spot.

 

That couldn't be further from the truth, Tel.

I merely like to pass on these rumours and provide you all with my commentary.

I don't know why so many of you get rattled by that.

 

Ok mate sorry my bad.

Who are Spurs linked with?

 

****ing Ouch!

 

Anybody under £25 million.

 

Rafa Benitez

 

Looks like we are ****in wit Leicester by going after Tielemans, probably because their price is too high for Maguire. I suppose YT would be an ok option off the bench.

 

A few players. A couple of really decent ones, too.

Word is, Levy is going to loosen the purse strings, this Summer.

Little Ollie won't be getting a sniff of 4th spot, Tel.

Best not to even dream, bro.

 

How much do you think Spurs will spend this summer on a net basis?

 

@Slurpcock get this one written up, Bruv. Bambs reckons we're in for Benitez. I say we're not.

 

Who are the really decent ones? Ndombele and Lo Celso? £150m+ for the pair... let’s see when the window shuts.

Where do you think Eriksen and Alderweireld will be next season mate?

 

If we sell Eriksen, nil.

If not, £75m.

 

Oh.