Not606 mile - spit or swallow battles

Down, Down, Deeper and Down?

 

Seems this new relaxed super chilled Hillary is hot on the report button.

 

Hoddle is a god was a serial wum
Turns out tha broke ass nigga is a bum
Tellin every brother that we outta his league
Then his **** hit tha fan like a ****in Blitzkrieg
Home boy plays on the motherfuckin Banjo
Works 9-5 in some fake ass Nando's
But some of these times he was telling the truth
Even though we never asked the lil sucker for proof
Like when he ran in the San Fran 10K
Stopped after 5 for a local fist gape
He told us all he got the pussy by the dozen
How motherfucker, you look like Pat Butcher's uglier cousin.

 

Middle of the road I’d say.

 

No one touches me for rap, on this board.

 

The truth will hurt you Hiag did boast
well Hiag got ****ed and hurt the most
when we all knew Hilary had a girls name
for doxxing Ginger falsely got the blame
I will call the old bill Hiag cried
his not606 persona was truly fried

 

It's was a wonderful night,
it was the the 1st of june
Spurs fans all over the land in their living rooms...

The quiet before the storm, but what they never knew.
Was that 30 secs from kick off was their impending doom.

Deli was **** and kane was unfit
Moura on the bench thinking "pochs a ****ing dick"

The ball went on the spot, and mo salah made it one. The spuds knew it would be along night for them like when mo farah runs.

They passed it round, up and down but we made them understand.
We're Liverpool fool, and we don't park no bus cos us we have the VAN.

Divok made it two and then everybody knew
The cup was in the bag and facts like that cannot be skewed.

Now we're back on top, Klopps better than poch.
I told deez ****ing Bitchez. Especially @Slurpcock

Word

 

FTFY

 

Doesn't rhyme

 

Kipper reckons he's loaded
But I know he's tight
Coz he sits on his mates nicked pub bench
and drinks cheap snakebite

Mixing cans of cheap ****
Pretending he's a big hit
Till he finally loses sight
and offers me and Comm out for a fight.

 

First time I've looked in here....this thread is brilliant

 

Doesn't rhyme

 

Is that a crime?
Cos if it is you’ll be doin time.

 

@brb defeated the attempted hack
so let’s cut Kev some slack
for a little while at least
then as is the nature of the beast
that wallows in its faeces
we will tear him to pieces

 

I'm no good at this stuff, but that's funny.

 

Chorus x 2
@brb beeee teeeabaggin hackers
Yeh he attackin Dem wid his knackers
"open wide" and feeed on da maracas
I piddy da fool who **** wid.. B R B Baracus.


Work in progress

 

Yo yo yo

I don't like no beer, cos i'm a welsh queer.
Dissin everything in sight.
I once had a **** over billy idol, but on that day i was a bit suicidal.
My tea went cold cos my kettle broke,
So i showed my penis to my mum
Anyhow i leaving this forum for now.
See ya all again soon, i'm not gay.

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Leave the trout to swim and play put tha fishin rod away, we can eat broccoli and other vegetables today, in fact I got a recipe, all you need is a spade, a few weeks in the shade, you never getting laid, ya never getting paid, your jacket’s faux-suede, your wife we leave your ass one night for an upgrade, you can stay home alone making marmalade.

Think about the future, ‘no more meat’ we can get all the things we need from Durum Wheat, come in and take a seat, nod to ma beat, Ethiopia’s finest ‘MC Long Distance Athlete’.

Sit down young brother throw away the booze, and while you’re at it throw away those horrible shoes, we don’t wear leather, no never ever wear leather whatever the weather whether we with Heather or Trevor we never wear fur, feathers or leather and certainly never when we sitting together... so let’s pick our next protest something environmental, maybe free the lentils, no more veggie oriental, time to get turnt, the asparagus is burnt... nah time to body this **** I’m ****ing angry, I’ve seen enough I never get no muff, my farts stink of nut-roast my dog is up the duff, life is tough tryna sell enough foodstuff to a bunch of vegan ****s... **** it I’ma get twisted off this bottle of whisky, if you see me in the street come say hi ma name’s Piskie.

 

Some ****ing effort gone into that fella