Our local lollipop man has been caught stealing things. I don't know why nobody noticed, all the signs were there.
A useless bit of trivia but did you know that the black stipe under the stop on the lollipop is there to chalk the registrations of vehicles that do not stop for them.
How did people people ever find out about this obscure stuff before t'internet? Lollipop persons would know it I guess, but I expect they have to provide their own chalk now due to austerity
A guy with no arms or legs went to a brothel. The madam asked what do you want? The guy replied I want a women. The Madam said but you have no arms or legs. The guy replied I rang the bell didn't I?
On my way to work this morning I saw a guy laying in the road who appeared to have been knocked down. He had a crowd of people surrounding him. I said excuse me excuse me as I made my way through to the front then knelt down beside the guy. Someone asked are you a doctor? I said no I'm a nosey b**stad
Husband and wife driving home from the pub one night , on a country lane , in the depths of winter . They hit a Badger . They run over to it . It's alive. Hurt , but alive . Husband says " Quick get it into the car , put it between your Thighs to keep it warm , and I'll drive to the vets . " Wife replies " But it's wet and it stinks !" Husband " Hold the Badgers nose then " …….
If anyone knows @SAINTDON13 please can they contact him urgently off this site. It looks like he’s another hacking victim and his account has been closed for his own protection. Please ask him to contact brb!
