Off Topic The Burly Arms

Was meant to be off today, but went in for overtime 8-4

May aswell, been pissing down,

 

^^^^^^^^^^Moss

 

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4 year old got a Father's Day afternoon at his nursery

Fixin up for that

Gonna be the best Dad in da World and pick up a Kinder surprise for him too...the fat ****er

 

And an eighth for the teacher plus your phone number.

 

Aaaah **** gonna have to roll me a spliff now and bop ma hed

 

Way ahead of ya bro

 

I've often thought about doing a hard rock version of a 2 Pac song.

Daz would nail the vocal.

 

May I suggest,

 

Good call, blud.

Think of the white hot flange I'd pull, rockin' my guitar to that track, yeah!

 

"See some young muther fcuker with a 45
Pull the trigger!"

BAM!

That's my cue to shred a solo!

They'll be mopping pussy juice off me for days after, man!

 

Quite seriously you could more than Likley do something with this one, I'd pay to see that **** no jks bruv.

 

You might as well sell umbrellas at the door for the ladies to stand in.

 

Good thinking, blud.

Some industrial plastic ground sheets might come in handy, too.

Those ladies will be drippin' all night long.

 

Bitchez always be drippin bro nothing a firm pimp hand won't solve though

 

"We was just two niggas of the same kind!"

When Daz belts out that line, he can put his arm around my shoulder, just as I hit the powerchord, and I'll nod my head at him in mute agreement.

BINGO!

Those ladies will be throwing their assess on the stage at me, blud!

 

Go to bed mate.

 

I'll need one of them to join my crew, blud.

Gonna need a main man to sort my bitches for me, to stop it from getting messy.