foat ye cood pure dae wit ye want oan here nat no thir closin freeds like naebdys bisniss its palitikill carectnis gawn mad am telnye
The CIA have activated the chip in his head. He has reverted to Glesga Ned. He'll be living on the streets drinking Buckie by tomorrow. There will be no more conspiracy theories from him.
Gotta say, he's excellent at phonetic Glesga Ned speak. I can hear the nasally whine of it when I read it