1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Free brb

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Jun 12, 2019.

?

What happened to brb

  1. Overdosed on Jaffa cakes

    18.2%
  2. Got drunk and banned himself

    50.0%
  3. Got sick of people complaining and went on holiday

    4.5%
  4. Luvgonzo got tired of operating his brb sock account

    4.5%
  5. Monkey assassinated him

    22.7%
  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,804
    Likes Received:
    83,366
    Wrong thread<laugh>
     
    #101
  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2012
    Messages:
    8,237
    Likes Received:
    6,919
    Can see your mistake like, Piers does have a face like a joint of roasted topside..<ok>
     
    #102
    Milk not bear jizz and Sucky like this.
  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,804
    Likes Received:
    83,366
    I've booked this bird for brbs funeral service. Obviously for her musical talents.
     
    #103
    J๏E.. likes this.
  4. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2012
    Messages:
    8,237
    Likes Received:
    6,919
    Damn, I was gonna book @Commachio to recite poetry with a Gillingham theme. Ah well, **** him, yours is better :)
     
    #104
    Sucky likes this.
  5. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    30,117
    Likes Received:
    16,885
    It's worse than we thought!
     
    #105
    J๏E.., Milk not bear jizz and Sucky like this.
  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,804
    Likes Received:
    83,366
    Oh hey there SD























    Been a while mate<laugh>
    hqdefault.jpg poch.png
     
    #106
    BobbyD, 01 21 Do One and gooner4ever like this.
  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2013
    Messages:
    28,193
    Likes Received:
    9,998

    Why didn't you book @Hoddle Is A God 's rock band?
     
    #107
    BobbyD and J๏E.. like this.
  8. We’d give him a lovely send off with our rendition of “Stairway To Heaven.”
     
    #108
    gooner4ever and Sucky like this.
  9. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    30,117
    Likes Received:
    16,885
    #109
    BobbyD, gooner4ever and Sucky like this.
  10. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2012
    Messages:
    8,237
    Likes Received:
    6,919
    Good solo riffs in that song by you, nice clean original guitar play..<ok>

    Have to say it though, your singer is to singing what Ted Bundy was to tender love..
     
    #110

  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,804
    Likes Received:
    83,366
    I know fella I posted all the crying in the mouser thread <laugh>

    How's it going over there? I've not had the pleasure for a while tbh
     
    #111
  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,804
    Likes Received:
    83,366
    Cos they're ****e mate:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
    #112
  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    96,233
    Likes Received:
    55,715
    If you look really closely at this clip, then you'll notice that there's actually a guitar in it.
     
    #113
  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    56,779
    Likes Received:
    63,621

    Margate.

    Clacton, or even Southend, would be a bit far, and would involve crossing water. Like vampires, brb can only cross water in a coffin filled with earth.
     
    #114
    luvgonzo likes this.
  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    56,779
    Likes Received:
    63,621

    Did you just call him a political nonce? He won’t like that, even if he did vote Tory at the last election.
     
    #115
  16. Thanks.

    You should me playing my new JS24P. It’s slick and high in octane.


    To be fair to Daz, we play this in it’s original key, and there are not many pub singers who can emulate Planty.

    It comes across better in live performance.
     
    #116
  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,804
    Likes Received:
    83,366
    News just in @brb is enjoying his death so far..
    . giphy (17).gif

    Taking bets on who gets to dutty whine on his rigamortis boner 1st....
    giphy (18).gif
     
    #117
    BobbyD and Milk not bear jizz like this.
  18. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    30,117
    Likes Received:
    16,885
    We Kentish folk don't venture into Essex. Why would you leave the garden of England for the land of TOWIE
     
    #118
    Archers Road likes this.
  19. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    2,391
    Likes Received:
    2,146
    You're being a tad presumptuous with that track
     
    #119
  20. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    30,117
    Likes Received:
    16,885
    WTF are they doing? And the girl in the second pic is about 10 surely.
     
    #120

Share This Page