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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Jun 12, 2019.

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What happened to brb

  1. Overdosed on Jaffa cakes

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%

  2. Got drunk and banned himself

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  3. Got sick of people complaining and went on holiday

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  4. Luvgonzo got tired of operating his brb sock account

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  5. Monkey assassinated him

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%
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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've actually made my own Jaffa cakes. Found a recipe online... The flavour turned out pretty similar but obviously not the same recipe because recipe I used called for triple Sec mixed in the orange layer... Obviously real jaffas don't have alcohol... Tasted right though.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Haribo and coke sounds good, did you get that cash I sent by paypal?
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    He was 8 foot tall, just like William Wallace was.. :)
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No there's been a problem processing your payment.

    Send another £300
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Just have mate, if it gets lost this time then **** brb, we'll just hoya him in the sea.. :)
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's expensive Haribo!


    I've sent $399 via snail mail. You should get it some time next week.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Like bin laden:bandit:

    I bet he's just chilling on some beach somewhere reading this **** thinking "this is brilliant, raging **** offs, homosexual shower sex and boob gifs"

    BIn Laden that is<whistle>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm fairly sure Bin Laden is more into cricket than football. He wouldn't be on this forum.
     
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    Its well known he's a spurs fan bro.
     
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  10. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Bin Laden used to moderate [email protected]

    Was quite ruthless by all accounts, bought his semtex from Ali Express, nee ****ing around on that site with sock's, doxxing and search functions <whistle>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    As I suspected, he's not a football fan.
     
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    Yeah, he was definitely a Yid. <doh>
    The ****er was a filthy Goon and was dealt with appropriately. Piers Morgan's next for shooting and dumping in the sea, allegedly.
     
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    <doh>

    I like piers Morgan tbh, full of **** but a great wummer.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nobody likes Piers Moron. Don't be silly.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Piers Morgan LOVES Piers Morgan.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Piers wouldn't sink, he's a floating ****..<ok>
     
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    Well I do and that's my choice so don't #hatecrime me mate or el....

    @Hoddle Is A God call the cops bro
     
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    I don't like him . I agree however is a fantastic WUMMER !
     
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    Yeah I like him purely on his wum skillz which are PL standard.

    He's probably one of the most annoying people to be around in person though, I doubt I'd last 20mins without wanting to chin him. <laugh>
     
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    Roast dinners

    Yeh I said it.
     
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