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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Jun 12, 2019.

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What happened to brb

  1. Overdosed on Jaffa cakes

    18.2%
  2. Got drunk and banned himself

    50.0%
  3. Got sick of people complaining and went on holiday

    4.5%
  4. Luvgonzo got tired of operating his brb sock account

    4.5%
  5. Monkey assassinated him

    22.7%
  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @brb is immortal mate.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He wasn't everybody's cup of tea mate but I always got on well with him. We had our moments, don't get me wrong but he liked me because I didn't define him by his disability. Treated him as almost equal.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    I fall out with him often but like you say it doesn't matter we call each other a **** and move on.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well those days are gone mate. Kev has moved on, to the big laptop in the sky. No longer will we be entertained by his rapier like wit and genius level political nounce.

    Its gonne be lonely this Christmas.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    You're on the wind up mate. <cheers>
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not a bit of it my friend. 100% genuine.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    C'mon then share how you know PM if you want but I'm not falling for it A.L.D.O the ****er is probably in on this.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm telling you mate. Minxy texted me Tuesday am. Totally gen mate.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Your "totally gen" is at best 50/50 mate. <laugh>
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hey I only supply the info bro. Do with it what you will.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    I'll PM @Minxy but haven't seen her in ages so don't know how long she'll take to reply. I hope you are ****ing about. :biggrin:
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    When's the funeral, are we having a whip round?

    *chucks 20p at brbs corpse*

    He was a good man.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There will be Jaffa cakes at the funeral of course?

    Can you mail some of his ashes and the some Jaffa cakes to the US. I can't afford to fly to the UK for his funeral.
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No jaffa cakes in the US?
    Even ****ter country than I thought if that's the case.

    No ****ing jaffa cakes wtf?
     
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  15. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    He was a good man Sucky, he had morals and principles, knew right from wrong and never pissed on anyone's chips..

    A kind of iconic hero of the keyboard world and over 8 foot tall too.. No doubt there will be tears in the waccy baccy tonight.. :)
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can find them in some of the Asian grocery stores for an inflated price. (I find a lot of British stuff in Asian grocery stores in the US).

    Big Lots, which is a seedy discount store that sometimes has overstock stuff from overseas that's about to expire occasionally sells some brand called Arnots, which is a little sweeter and comes in different flavours but same concept as Jaffa Cakes.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    He will be missed.. The whips doing well, as it stands we can buy him a pack of haribo and a can of coke for the send off
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    8 foot tall? Are you calling him a lanky freak? That's pretty disrespectful. Respect the dead. He was a 4ft midget not some lanky freak.
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You should go full jihad on American soil, become the jaffa cake bomber?

    You must right this wrong.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you buy generic cola you might be able to afford two cans.
     
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