Off Topic The Burly Arms

Nah I'll have some of them for dessert with ice cream.
Just put some chicken in the pot for soup for dinner should take a few hours tbh.

 

they were just referring to your cock, not your life raft gut, you fat ****.

if you hit land, at least piskie has food for 4 years.

 

Everybody crying about the weather and I'm doing backflips. This weather in June is unbelievable for the indoor grower. It's normally a struggle this time of year and the conditions can smash your yield. Not this year. Perfect

 

I used to love rainy days as a kid at Junior School. We were all crammed into the hall, and could dive into the school's pile of comics. Sparky used to be my favourite.

 

I think the good lord spoiled this lot last year with the weather and no rain in June. He's serving them up a huge dose of reality now.

Clearly global warming hasn't worked this year.

 

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Was that your first homosexual experience?

 

You tell me yours, first.

 

when i was banging mrs hiag and you came in and violated me

 

No, seriously. When was your first time with a bloke?

 

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I just told you, you fat puff.

technically it was rape., but Mr's Hiag made me a bacon butty,

You were doing the irioning by the time i spunked on her face.

 

You've never been to my house, Commie.

You probably wandered in a pub by mistake and shagged the fruit machine.

 

And told his mates that he’d hit the jackpot.

 

Twas a house in Dorset, i t said'all welcome'

Big hairy gash;

Stan was outside making documents

Times, dates, length off penis, thrusts per minutes, friction burn ratio,amount off spunk.

All to be concealed in a hidden file, then pulled at a later date.

 

Ooookaaaay....

 

****ty weather again, was supposed to go to a BBQ tonight, gona **** that off too cold for that ****.

 

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