Off Topic The Burly Arms

It's grim everywhere mate, it's not even the rain or dark skies that bother me, it's the fcking cold! ... in June.

Just the knowledge that Piskie has been swept out into the English Channel is the only good to come out of this.

 

Same ere. Grim

 

Piskie doesn't drown or need to swim. All the quinoa in his body makes him float.

 

Still cock deep in hiag though.

 

He just expands to three times the size

 

That's his surf board

 

if i lived there i'd be on that bench drinking carslerg spec.

 

Like a scene from Ice Age, Piskie clinging to his nut.

 

You're wrong.

 

Must be quite painful for @Hoddle Is A God

 

Not really, he's very loose.

 

Like a wizards sleeve?

 

Or a fat twat with a very slack bum hole.

 

That's not very good when it gets choppy. I just hope Piskie is holding on to HIAG's 'handle' in those rough seas then.

 

His chopper acts as a rudder as the waves hit, and water gushes in.

 

I'm having dinner soon this is not the imagery I was hoping for.

Eeww

 

Banana pancakes is hardly dinner.

 

Do you lads mind keeping "little" HIAG out of this, please?