Dozens of people in Britain each year end up needing urgent medical care to their penis after vacuum cleaner related injuries.
Here's an excerpt from one article... Note that in all cases the penis accidentally got sucked up by the vacuum cleaner. Be careful around vacuum cleaners folks... They have a habit of turning themselves on when you're nude and your penis is nearby. In 1980, another four case studies of penile sexual injuries caused by vacuum cleaners were published in the British Medical Journal by Dr. N. Citron and Dr. P. Wade: Case 1: “A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It ‘turned itself on’ and caught his penis, causing tears around the external meatus and deeply lacerating the side of the glans. The external meatus was reconstructed and the multiple lacerations of the glans repaired with catgut. The final result was some scarring of the glans, but the foreskin moved easily over it”. Case 2: “A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent down to pick up his tools and ‘caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which happened to be switched on’. He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans, which were repaired with catgut with a good result”. Case 3: “A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend’s staircase in a loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he leaned across to reach the plug: ‘at that moment his dressing gown became undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner’. Because he had a phimosis [a condition in males where the foreskin cannot be fully retracted over the glans penis] he suffered multiple lacerations to the foreskin as well as lacerations to the distal part of the shaft of the penis, including the external meatus. His wounds were repaired with catgut and the phimosis reduced with a dorsal slit”. Incidentally, I love that there is a scientific term "external meatus" I'm going to tell the wife to suck my external meatus tonight.
I’ve stopped you there, Pix, because I have grown weary at your ignorance. You clearly have no idea of the mess that modern Cosmology is in, mainly as a direct result of its refusal to let go of its blind faith in Einstein’s nonsense.
So-called “black holes” don’t actually exist. The phenomenon is, in fact, electromagnetic in nature. The electromagnetic force is trillions of times stronger than gravity.
