Can’t do that or they’re wouldn’t be anyone left. Only half a dozen countries play that child’s game same as the egg chasers. Bit like world baseball championshipsSee the cheating ****s are at it again, time they were thrown out of the Cricket world cup.
Don't worry Chesh it's a stupid game anyway.See the cheating ****s are at it again, time they were thrown out of the Cricket world cup.
What have they done?
Stuck the bails on the wicketsWhat have they done?

Surely we all have a hand warmer in thereI saw some comment about one of the cheating bastards having his hands in his pockets. "Oh, he has a hand warmer in there" said someone. Yea, sure.

When we meet, Eire, I shall ask if I can handle your hand warmer.Surely we all have a hand warmer in there![]()
Sorry, only mr and mrs eire allowed handle that, recently only one unfortunatelyWhen we meet, Eire, I shall ask if I can handle your hand warmer.![]()

Yes using heat from a hand warmer to allegedly heat and distort the ball, been doing it for a while as well apparently.I saw some comment about one of the cheating bastards having his hands in his pockets. "Oh, he has a hand warmer in there" said someone. Yea, sure.
This could be bigger than global warming. End of civilisation as we know itYes using heat from a hand warmer to allegedly heat and distort the ball, been doing it for a while as well apparently.
The ozzie captain knew he has them in his pocket as well.

This could be bigger than global warming. End of civilisation as we know it![]()
Nar the only thing they have that you would want, you wouldn't be able to catch, they bounce too much.Don't make too much of it - we may need a trade deal with them.
Kylies arse?Nar the only thing they have that you would want, you wouldn't be able to catch, they bounce too much.

Don't be silly, no it's not, I wouldn't have complained if she had cheated at Cricket.Just for anyone who may have lived on mars or somewhere, here is the aforementioned
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