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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by BobbyD, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. Sucky

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    There are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on the planet.
     
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    Skin mites live in your pores and everyone has them. They live mainly in hairy places like your face. Every night hundreds have sex on your face.
     
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    I used to sing this very lullaby to my niece when she was little.
     
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    They're cute

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    Skin mites gotta get laid too bro
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Probably had worse in my bed tbf.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.
     
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    You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
     
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    I can't dream when the wife's snoring either.
     
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  10. That is about as far from the truth as one can get!
    <laugh>

    Either that or, having enquired, you are so stupid that you cannot comprehend what you are supposed to learn.
     
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  11. <doh>
    Oh ffs!
     
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    Here's a nice little fact:

    It turns out we managed to get to the moon and back based on incorrect science and complete guesswork <yikes>
     
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    Or that you are gullible enough to swallow a fantasy based on no credible evidence.
     
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  15. The evidence gathered, and continuing to be gathered, by the Thunderbolts Project is immense.

    It is the adherents to the Cult of Einstein, those who produce nothing but computer models and incomprehensible mathematical formulae, who are bereft of evidence.

    Explain to me, Pix, how galaxies are formed. What is the force that creates and shapes galaxies?
     
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    <laugh> That's a good one

    'I don't understand the Maths, so it must be made up'
     
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    A vigorous pounding some might say
     
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  18. Explain E=mc2
     
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    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how are galaxies formed
     
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  20. DerekTheMole

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    Can you explain why it's incorrect?
     
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