You’re not just ‘on board’ Ernie. Your a leader in your own right and an indispensable part of our club ethos (you can keep calling me Gaffer though...I like that)
We could also do with a masseuse - sounds like it could be a stressful job at times. Some gofers obvs. Lots of them. And some short order chefs. A sommelier. A woman who does. A no questions asked clean up team. Oh, and I'll need a desk monkey too. I'm not tidying my own desk.
I would love the Cowley brothers to come here. They have worked wonders at Lincoln and always rised to the occasion every time they have gone up a level. Its a risk but let's try and get someone for the long term. It's a big ask due to compensation and their stock is quite high so might need to promise them some funds to spend on players. I will keep dreaming.
I always like it in catch 22, big chief white halfoat couldn’t read or write so he was made communications officer
You see...that’s exactly why you’re in I’ll start interviewing masseuses (that looks wrong but autocorrect thinks it’s fine) tomorrow We’ll both need an Executive Assistant too. I ****ing hate dealing with letters and stuff.
If you’re not for me and Ernie your against us ****ing good job Ernie has brought in the clean up team Please ensure your affairs are in order
Aye, loads. In cages mainly. For your general shaving brushes and other gentleman's grooming aids. Some free range ones but they tend to dig their way out, the sneaky, coarse haired bastards. Oh wait, badges! As you were. Nah, none mate.
I shall be nutritionist as it was my idea for the curry next Friday Also traditionally you know I always choose the best pudding
More chance of us getting the Chuckle Brothers, City1904! And one of them is dead. (Probably lost on the less mature posters!) No offence intended, RIP Barry.
