I once drove through it and somebody had put a sheet on a roundabout that said, “Happy Birthday, Nan, 34 today!”
Probably 100% true Mind you, I prefer the following version.......... please log in to view this image
Nintendo have brought out a new game; where a 10 year old boy runs around the streets of Glasgow smashing up cars, stabbing people and robbing houses It's called "Wii bastard."
In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked. In walks a tart who squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player. When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him. At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts ..... ..... ..... ..... "Oi you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!"
