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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Actually, there might be some truth to the shirt colour.

    There does appear to be a slight performance boost to teams wearing red. There have been lots of studies done over the years that show that wearing red gives you a small but statistically significant boost.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/6097954/Why-teams-in-red-win-more.html

    If two teams are evenly matched and one is wearing red then they are slightly more likely to win.

    I think England should play in red for this reason... I don't have a link or the figures handy, but I saw a stat once that showed that the England team win more games in red than white on neutral ground.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    So science confirms that teams who play in white are pussies.

    This explains the #spursy effect
     
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    Who's the best?
     
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  4. So why do Arsenal always seem to bottle it every season?
     
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  5. astro

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    White shorts
     
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  6. Lilly livered white, yeah?
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    That's your club's nickname, literally <laugh>
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Beat me to it<laugh><doh>
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    From the specialists in bottling that are Spurs

    Have you accepted that you lost our wager or are you still intending to welch.

    @PISKIE can you post the evidence where @Hoddle Is A God agrees to a wager with me, cheers.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Kipper walks into yet another self inflicted **** up.

    I don't even have to rinse him sometimes, he does it all by himself <laugh>
     
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    hiagg4e.jpg
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Since @Suckmyklopp plc has taken over this thread viewing figures have gone through the roof.

    @brb should let me put a new sign up <whistle>
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Vigorous :bandit:
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ‘They didn’t want the ball’

    Pirlo slams two Spurs players who went missing in final.

    Former AC Milan and Juventus midfielder,
    Andrea Pirlo, who played in several big games including the Champions League final for both clubs, has slammed two Tottenham Hotspur players after the loss to Liverpool last Saturday.

    He said to Sky Italy:

    “Tottenham had no personality, people like Alli and Eriksen who didn’t want the ball. There was little quality in midfield.
     
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    Damning

    They were running scared.
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Trophy looks like a bin anyway...no wonder Scousers can't get over the excitement
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You could've been legends had you won the bin....

    Screenshot_2019-06-05-17-54-51.png
    (we call it big ears, but I wouldn't expect you to know that being relative tourists in the comp compared to us at the top table putting up our feet up)
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I've been here all week mate. You've taken a while to hear my pipes but I'm glad you're here now. And that's all that matters :biggrin:
     
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