Dirty Northern Monkeys

If you live in Cardiff you might be at more risk of catching an STI like gonorrhoea or chlamydia, according to a new survey. The Welsh capital was ranked the UK’s ‘worst’ city for sexual health ahead of Glasgow and Belfast, researchers said.



Taffs, Paddies, Sweaties and Northernists all rife with the clap. You filthy blighters!

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/23/may-likely-get-sti-live-uk-cities-9655942/

 

Never had the clap, had crabs once but I got those in Hull.

 

I love crab, me!!

 

So... awe the ****s getting they're hole irny ****y southern ****ers?

Magnine that.

 

^^^^ Can't afford rubbers

 

Who the **** wears rubbers?

*****s maybe

 

And disposable gloves. Allegedly.

#leavenoDNA

 

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Moving to Cardiff before the end of the year. Ahyone got one of these for sale?

 

You could try asking Ravey Davey Bowie's widow.

 

Cheers, you got a contact number?

 

I can't divulge her phone number.

If you ply me with a couple of Tia Maria's however...........

 

Passionfruit martini on the rocks and I'm going easy on the "tini"

 

Dirty Northern Monkeys?
Cardiff is in South Wales and Plymouth is in South West England.

You're welcome.

 

8 out of 10 cities on the list are further north than London. You too are welcome.

 

Bono & Co have nothing to do with this.

The fact remains that the worst offender is from South Wales and your thread title is a half baked attempt to smear the name of northern folk.

You're a very bad person.

 

I think you northern types do plenty on your own to smear your "good" name without any assistance from myself. I am not a very bad person although I have some character flaws.

Do you like WWE?

PS - one of the tags is true.

 

Sandbags.

 

I've never been keen on being controversial but one does what one must.

I don't like WWE either, it's something of a mystery why people would pay to watch grown men pretend to beat each other up and then think that it is more realistic than other forms of entertainment such as the cinema, theatre, poetry and the like.

Would your reference to Scotland indicate you do not believe they fall into the category of Northern or even Monkeys?

What would be your ideal travel sweet?