We had loads of trips to Wembley this season. It's ****! You finished in a lower league position than us, two divisions below. Your top scorer left to sit on a bench in France. You lost to Lee Bowyer.
We played there in semi-final last season. You know, one of those things that you've never, ever got to.
In the play-offs? We've never had to play in them, I'm afraid. Nice to see you compare the play-offs to a cup. They're not, but I guess it's as close as you'll ever get.
You didn't know you get a cup for the play-offs... So that is two trophies in 10 years, how about you?
Funny thing is that one of the daft ****s called us a 2nd rate side yesterday. When I pointed out that we had finished above them, the twat backtracked and said he meant in comparison to our past teams. What a ****.