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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

  1. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Well it can't be Charnley. He's not clever enough
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Bishop it is then.
     
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  3. Pinksnake

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    GROUND CONTROL TO RITCHIE SOUTHERN!!! COME IN RITCHIE SOUTHERN
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Where you at Henley?
     
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Watch...the reported plane will be Mike Ashley touching down in his private jet to give a big **** you to NUFC fans
     
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  6. Givemeursaltytears

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    UAE outside Khaleds house......the lights are on but nobody’s home
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That’s before the takeover :)
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Alien takeover
     
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  9. Givemeursaltytears

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    In the Algarve guzzling the local grog
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What did you do fella?

    Wum them a wee bit?
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sagres of Super Bock?

    Both are lush.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So were Denise and David but I wouldn’t believe them either.
     
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  13. Givemeursaltytears

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    Sagres mainly, a few Tom Collins’......followed by a load of Ibuprofen
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    I can’t even remember what it was about now. I probably made some spelling mistakes or something.
     
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  15. Givemeursaltytears

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    Where are you at?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Enjoy fella.

    I fly to turkey tomorrow to fall off the wagon and have my first beers since Feb.

    Bring on the Tuborg and Efes.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    As I’m at the airport I’m gonna look out for UAE planes.
     
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  18. Pinksnake

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    Why theres none coming you might aswel keep a look out for father Christmas while you're there
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Jesus Christ I’ve been out of the loop for six hours and I’ve scrolled through ten tonne of ****e from you lot without a decent single comment. Up your game chaps or the bin ain’t coming. Ffs!
     
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  20. Pinksnake

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    If you're looking for the work of William wordsworth or hercule Poirot you've come to the wrong place fella
     
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