Could have grown up in Laindon myself. Donkeys years ago my parents had an offer accepted on a house only to get gazumped when we were away on holiday. So Romford it was.
I'm London - Brentwood - Basildon because when I was getting on the property ladder Basildon was great value. I only found out why when I moved here I had my first new company car broken into on the first day I had it then they smashed their way into the hire car I got while it was being fixed. In the days on nicking stereos. To be fair it was in a dodgy part of Basildon. I've since moved to a nicer part, relatively.
No boat rocking here pal. We've discussed Mobdro to death on here a few years back and a few of us use it along with IPTV etc. Welcome aboard