Devastating

Was just round chatting to the secretary with massive tits, and she told me she's pregnant. What makes it worse, her boyfriend is a wee neddy ****.

 

you should have used protection.

 

look on the brightside - her tits will get even bigger

 

yeah and then as soon as the baby's born, they will sag.

 

I hope they don't sag, these things are majestic, especially when you compare her to the other 'females' in the office.

 

Worthless without pics.

 

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Bonus! Leave it for a few months and you can get a **** and blow job at the same time.

 

If it's a baby boy she's having would that make me gay?

 

You have 9 months to plan a 'Lactating Alpine Milkmaids' movie.

 

And we have know/it's got to do with us because?...........

 

What does that even mean? Do you want me to start writing about birds in your work?

Fanny

 

Even worse news ML is that most birds never even bother going back to work.

 

I'll be away by the time she would be due back anyway. Her boyfriend doesn't have a job, so they thought if they have a baby they'll be given a house

 

... and if they do come back, they always come back fat

 

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so do you recommend not breastfeeding in the hope that tits will be ok after children?

 

My missus has had three kids - never breastfed any for more than a week.

Cracking set