I know some of you are too hard headed to think outside of the box but please take a moment to consider the following. Aliens are real because; 1. My mate Stevie got probed by one after the Oxygen Festival this year. 2. At the end of the film "Men in Black", its says "Based on a True Story". 3. Stephen Hawking said they might exist. 4. I seen a UFO outside Tesco (but I'm not sure if it was Honda Civic). 5. My dog either said "Take me to your leader" or "Woof"... I'm not sure which one cuz I was stoned. I reckon thats enough proof from me... Do you have any damning evidence to suggest otherwise?
Aliens must exist based on the evidence above. If that isn't enough to convince someone, however, consider this: Earth is the only planet that we know has life on it. Of all the other planets in our solar system, Mars included, nobody knows for sure if their is life on it or not. That is only one solar system in a galaxy containing countless other solar systems. And that is only one galaxy in an infinate universe. For there to be absolutely no life in the remainer of said infinate universe is almost impossible. Its just like when a billion monkeys randomly typing for a biliion years randomly create the entire works of shakespere. If there were infinate monkeys typing for infinate years, they will re-create the entire works of shakespere over and over again. As, apparently, there are infinate planets in an infinate universe continuing for infinate years, eventually life will randomly be created again and again. The only way it is not impossible is if life was created on this planet by some divine intervention.
FFS .. I'd convinced myself I wasn't going to laugh out loud at any of the ****e posted on GC today .. you broke me at 10:13 with this ..
Have you ever been to Croydon? Full of aliens especially around Lunar House, I kid you not it is the border agency centre. It's a bit like Men in Black but with more Burkas and without any sense of humour whatsoever. Aliens, ever met one? No you haven't, it is just another sad attempt to get attention. Big Foot or the Yeti? Nope, you haven't seen them either, figment of someone else's immagination. Ghosts? I bet there are many out there in internet land who believe in spooks too, you can sit next to the Area 51 nerds and the "I've watched a video on YouTube so I know 9/11 didn't happen" brigade. What do I believe? I believe in a thing called love. No, honestly, I really do. I love you all even if you are "a bit special".
