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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Was just round chatting to the secretary with massive tits, and she told me she's pregnant. What makes it worse, her boyfriend is a wee neddy ****.

    <grr>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Sep 13, 2011
  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you should have used protection.
     
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  3. anportmorbhoy

    anportmorbhoy Well-Known Member

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    look on the brightside - her tits will get even bigger
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yeah and then as soon as the baby's born, they will sag.
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <wah> <wah> I hope they don't sag, these things are majestic, especially when you compare her to the other 'females' in the office.
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Worthless without pics.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 13, 2011

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. gas

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    Bonus! Leave it for a few months and you can get a **** and blow job at the same time.
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If it's a baby boy she's having would that make me gay?
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    You have 9 months to plan a 'Lactating Alpine Milkmaids' movie.
     
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    And we have know/it's got to do with us because?...........<doh>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What does that even mean? Do you want me to start writing about birds in your work?

    Fanny
     
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  13. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Even worse news ML is that most birds never even bother going back to work.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    That will only happen if she breastfeeds. Otherwise they'll be a-ok <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 13, 2011
  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'll be away by the time she would be due back anyway. Her boyfriend doesn't have a job, so they thought if they have a baby they'll be given a house <grr> <grr>
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    ML, what I think you should do from now on is PM everyone on GC before you do a thread, just so you can make sure that the subject matter is of interest to everybody. Then Killa_Kam will be happy <ok>
     
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  17. Dave the Rave

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    ... and if they do come back, they always come back fat <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 13, 2011
  18. Kim Jong Il

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    <benefitbaby>
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    so do you recommend not breastfeeding in the hope that tits will be ok after children?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 13, 2011
  20. Jobby Funbags

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    My missus has had three kids - never breastfed any for more than a week.

    Cracking set <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 13, 2011
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