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The Londonistan violent crime thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. monacoger

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    My ratio is pretty good anyway.

    On another note some woman dropped her wallet on the bus, so I got off at the next stop and found her and gave it to her back. I'm just a nice guy that way.
     
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    ****
     
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  4. monacoger

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    She was 76 years old and it had her cards and a tenner in it. It is nice to be nice.
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Even more ****y than first thought
     
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    Never had you down as a raging bumder before but fk me, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen on here.
     
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  7. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Hulk smash!
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Noticed you had a peek inside before handing it back!
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Was seeing if there was a phone number (or any 50s)
     
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  11. Toby

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    How did you know her age? And why would a Spanish person have a tenner in her wallet? :huh:
     
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    I guess 10 Euro notes are called a "tenner", especially in oirland. Probably spread from there. Like terrorism did.
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Ffs <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lies. Wimmin don't have wallets.
     
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    Because it had her ID card which had her date of birth on it. Then I did simple subraction from the year we are in now to get her age. She had a 10 euro note in it because she didn't have more nor less in it. By ****, both Eddie and Aldo are laughing now because you have made an utter **** of yourself.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Men have wallets women have purses .

    Basic biological
     
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  17. monacoger

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    It was a card holder that also contained a tenner(that you don't get in Spain), so I had the choice of calling it a wallet or purse and I chose walet.
     
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  18. Gambol

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    Year now minus year born does not yield age unless month now and month born are taken into account. #yeild #lies #wallets
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    *wallet
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *wimmin
     
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