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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Full Metal Jacket :D

    If it helps the place gets blown up a few seconds later. Comm ends up a goner!
     
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  2. Sucky

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    Cos @brb is now @Spurlocksbitch

    Its bollocks mate. Libby starts 37 threads yesterday and mine gets locked.

    Don't care **** this place im leaving.





    (there ya go @brb bout as much of a flounce off as you'll get from me so open it up again)
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    because we have standards


    Matth knows them...Sucky doesnt
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You've got no standards mate I've seen the things you shag
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  5. Spurlock

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    Thats funny coz ive never put a pic up of anyone ive shagged

    but i know a good plastic surgeon if ya gal fancies a boob job
     
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  6. AlissonWonderland

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    Saw some Elk.
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pics of dead elk lofted above your head or it didnt happen.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I've got a mate who's whole pulling technique is based on the worlds greatest predators.

    When I first met him he told me he just goes for the ones at the back of the heard limping. <laugh> always thought he was bit of a dick before that now we're good friends 11 years later.

    Always remember this image in my head as he told me
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  9. PINKIE

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    <laugh> ****ing Hell

    Low hanging fruit.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeah thats the reason be only pulls fat low self esteem birds like @Spurlock<laugh> they're slow. :bandit:
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    ive cut you deep by cussing your crack hoe havent i?

    Tell her she cant fool Spurlock

    ive seen plenty hood rats stickin their arse n tits out in the hope of adding inches <laugh>
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Back in the day when I was on the pull. I used to go for the hottest looking bird knowing that most blokes would just be intimidated by getting rejected. My score rate was probably worse than Shane Long's, but for my 0.02% success rate I shagged some absolute ****ing smoking hotties :tongue:
     
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    Just lolz<laugh>
     
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    Every swordsman has played that game. Same as the tug boat with the liner pairings.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    Message to wing man: Her mate is a minger, but they'll both come home with us.
     
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    It’s dead funny when they’re absolutely hanging, you find out who your real mates are in situations like that.
     
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    If you don't take one for the team you ain't part of the team:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I remember years ago pulling some birds with a mate at club in New Cross. The girl I had my eye on was lovely and her mate was this little tubby misshapen orc. They came back to my mates house with us and I thought we were going to have a proper play off for the hot one.

    Anyway, I went for a piss and by the time I got back in the lounge my mate was already in the bedroom with the Orc, leaving me with a free hit on the hottie. The next day I was all ready to thank him for clearing the path for me and he was like 'what do you mean mate ? I had the hot one' <laugh>
     
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    The lad knew his level. Respect.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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