Cos @brb is now @Spurlocksbitch Its bollocks mate. Libby starts 37 threads yesterday and mine gets locked. Don't care **** this place im leaving. (there ya go @brb bout as much of a flounce off as you'll get from me so open it up again)
Thats funny coz ive never put a pic up of anyone ive shagged but i know a good plastic surgeon if ya gal fancies a boob job
I've got a mate who's whole pulling technique is based on the worlds greatest predators. When I first met him he told me he just goes for the ones at the back of the heard limping. always thought he was bit of a dick before that now we're good friends 11 years later. Always remember this image in my head as he told me please log in to view this image
ive cut you deep by cussing your crack hoe havent i? Tell her she cant fool Spurlock ive seen plenty hood rats stickin their arse n tits out in the hope of adding inches
Back in the day when I was on the pull. I used to go for the hottest looking bird knowing that most blokes would just be intimidated by getting rejected. My score rate was probably worse than Shane Long's, but for my 0.02% success rate I shagged some absolute ****ing smoking hotties
It’s dead funny when they’re absolutely hanging, you find out who your real mates are in situations like that.
I remember years ago pulling some birds with a mate at club in New Cross. The girl I had my eye on was lovely and her mate was this little tubby misshapen orc. They came back to my mates house with us and I thought we were going to have a proper play off for the hot one. Anyway, I went for a piss and by the time I got back in the lounge my mate was already in the bedroom with the Orc, leaving me with a free hit on the hottie. The next day I was all ready to thank him for clearing the path for me and he was like 'what do you mean mate ? I had the hot one'
