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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Archers Road, May 29, 2019.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    is Azerbaijan anyway? And why hasn’t the final of a European competition got it’s own thread? Is it because no one gives a ****?

    Right, so, who will win the clash of the also-rans? And who cares?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Near Armenia.
     
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  4. Arsenal have a player with a name that sounds like he's a Klingon, but he's actually Armenian.

    Armenians aren't permitted to travel in Azerbaijan, so Arsenal cannot include him in their squad.

    Some Gooners out there are wearing shirts with the Klingon's name printed on the back in "support" of their player. What they don't seem to understand is that this is the same kind of support that a Celtic fan would give his club by walking into a Rangers pub wearing a Celtic shirt with the words "Oi, pussies!" printed on the back.

    Jim White, on Talk Sport, is currently having a debate about it.
     
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  5. PowerSpurs

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    It's effectively the European second division Championship. It shouldn't be held in a country that denies entry to citizens of another European country though.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It should probably also be held in Europe tbf.
     
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    Chelsea seem to be in disarray, there is no sense of harmony within the team or between the players and the manager. Ordinarily this would mean we'd see a disastrous showing for any team. But this is Chelsea. And they are ****s. And they're used to being ****s. So whilst there's every chance they could still be on the end of a humiliating drubbing tomorrow, it is equally likely they raise their game and power/grind their way to a win.

    Having said that, I think Arsenal's attack will just be too much for them, and having seen the Chavs against Frankfurt, I can't see them scoring.

    3-0 to the Goons.
     
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    Azerbaijan is definitely in Europe. It isn't even on the edge
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    That's a shame, they could've played Edge of Glory for the winners at the end.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It’s due north of Iran. To the East of Turkey.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I think it's at the gateway to the Brecon Beacons ... it will be decided on penalties .... and only Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs fans really care <cheers>
     
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    Definitely is pushing it.

    It's vaguely in Europe, at best.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Don't know if I care when it's not my team playing. But I would say I'm interested in watching it.

    Two London clubs battling out the final, yeh why not. I wouldn't mind seeing Arsenal finally win a European trophy.
     
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    600 Chavs making the trip?

    Piss poor even despite the distance.
     
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    Europe includes anything North of the southern edge of the Black Sea and west of the Urals. Part of Kazakhstan is in Europe and that country is in UEFA. Its capital, Astana, is definitely in Asia but since the whole country has chosen to be in UEFA it could theoretically host a final. I suppose Vladivostok could as well.
     
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    The only result I am going to be happy with is the match being abandoned after a mass brawl leads to 5 red cards each.
     
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    I kind of want Chelsea to win this, not really sure why.

    Just to piss on Arsenal's chips I suppose, no that I've anything specific against them.
     
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    Really if its such a big issue then they shouldnt have tried so hard to get to the final

    shut up and get on with it...next time look at where the final is and plan accordingly stupid ****in Chavs n Goonz
     
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    Arsenal boys are too much of a bunch of pussies for the to happen sadly.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've seen just over 2k?

    Still awful though.
     
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