Match Day Thread Elf’s alone in the Pub for Sunderland v Portsmouth

Actually you are not too far wrong.

Judging by the avatar of my mate @pulled off at halftime he'll know the boozer.

 

Camden Hells @ £5.70 says I'll pocket the glass to add to my collection.

 

I'm still in spoons from Sunday waiting for u to buy a drink

 

What we need are more threads on Elf. I can't get enough of them.

 

I blame the Moderator.

 

I'm on the 20.25 Ashford train. We'll be in the Wspoons by 20.45 if you fancy a beer.

 

No problem you posting your bollox, as long as it’s on this “Elf’s thread” which 99% ignore anyway

Why are you in Ashford?

 

@DickPlumb you must realise this place is another wattsapp group for me.

 

Not in Ashford, Bromley S in 5 minutes.

 

Kicked off ITTV
Ignored on CL
Irritating the fvck out of us

 

Moderators giving numbers out pleading to come back.

 

The Swedish Charlton branch are here for another hour.

@pulled off at halftime
@Royston Vasey
@Clb74

Takers?

My round

"Allez allez allez"

 

I’ve met them before - nice lads (unlike you)

I’m in London eating a spaghetti bolognese, so “no”

 

And I'm washing my hair

 

That just leaves @pulled off at halftime , who would rather spend the night rubbing cream on his Farmer Giles than drinking with @baraettmattesvensson

 

After today's avatar 'revealer' I can imagine he's prone to rubbing his bottom.

 

Here's a blast from the past.......