The "BRB, please close this thread" Thread

Not Comm, he eats red meat, that's where the clue ends..

 

This entire board is here for the very purpose of enabling us to waste our time!

 

Lost your written accent mate.. How's it going Mick?

 

Who you calling a Mick, cùnto?

 

You mate..

Drop the ****o too ok..

 

Look at me. I'm saying stuff.

 

Yeah, sure you are, enjoy..

@A.L.D.O 4.1 .. Wasn't calling you a Mick, was calling you Mick..

 

Same hing, Cùnto.

You'ld get the face took aff ye for that **** up the Brigton ya fannyrag.

 

Of course I would, by the big hard you yeah? See you have reverted to type you ****ing piece of genetic ****? As fake as a Noddy Holder guitar riff you prick..

 

Noddy Holder played the top hat ya spastic.

 

Exactly, why it was apt to you twat. Drop the spastic stuff too ok, not funny or cool when you have a cerebral living under your roof..

 

It's "A Blister" ... and you are

 

WTF??!!

 

I think he's challenged you to a duel about who can be the least funny person on the planet.

 

Does the winner get to take you on in the final? ...

 

Ouch!

That was a good one, mate!

 

Sorry Quents ... was meant to be B Lister ... auto text ... and ignore Nigella, she's on her period ....

 

Actually, "blister" was funnier, Bambs.

 

No mate, you're already in it and two nil up.

I do expect a (fruitless) HIAG fightback of sorts though.

 

I'm not into confrontation, Chef.

I crack my lines, get the laughs, then get out.

It's what I do.