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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It might be genuine. Unfortunately Mike isn't.
     
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    Pinksnake Well-Known Member

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    Why is everyone so negative theres alot to be positive about for once just roll with it.

    We have to stop fearing the worst all the time :)
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Anyway all said and done the captain has lifted my spirits today after a terrible weekend.
     
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    I'm always on hand to lift the spirit mate
     
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  5. Pinksnake

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    I think most people saying " ahhh its inot happening " are simply trying to avoid looking silly but they all have a big part of them convinced its happening.

    **** saving face


    I'm rolling with it

    Its happening
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well it was needed bud. Missus pranged my car in a car park despite being told to be careful because the ramps were tight. She didn't mean to do it obviously and clearly I'm not allowed to be angry with her so I did the whole "as long as you're ok, a car can be repaired" caper - all the while I was thinking about how easy it would be to get away with murder. Then she locked herself out and while they waited for me, she allowed the little one to try and pick the lock with a twig. Needless to say they jammed the lock and I had to drill the lock out at midnight. My neighbours were loving me of course. To top it off I've entered into a massive dispute with Viagogo who are trying to get away with a massive rip off.

    Aye I had a **** weekend. Sunderland lifted the spirits for a while.
     
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  7. Pinksnake

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    Get a new wife
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    A little more confident now. The takeover is genuine and is beyond simply making an offer. Its passed due diligence apparently.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I was tempted come Monday I have to say. After 20 years I am probably due a new model to be fair.

    The best of it is she tried to suggest not long ago that she had more common sense. She rescinded this comment at the weekend.
     
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  10. Pinksnake

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    I mean how many members of royal families wake up on bank holidays and think

    Hah
    I think I'll piss off loads of geordies today and pretend I'm buying their **** club.
     
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    Does she cook
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't know but Sheikh Mansour disowned him straight after <laugh>
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    She has nice tits though mate. #bonus
     
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  14. Pinksnake

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    I'm not bothered about that ****e mate ..... can she prepare a nice apple pie ???
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

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    Aye she is a pretty good cook to be fair.

    And before anyone says it all the cooking and cleaning is her choice - there is no sexism in our household. I'm a feminist.
     
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    Forgive her
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You are thinking of Gloria next door. And I thought it was your tiny cock that meant there was no evidence of entry. Turns out you've been ****ing a 63 yr old granny who has a mild case of alzheimer's. You can take the lad out of Consett...
     
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    Who's gloria
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Already done mate, life is too short. Think how much effort she'll put into the next blowjob. Plus the boxing is on Saturday, so when I tell her all the boys are coming round for the fight, she will just agree and go upstairs.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    My elderly next door neighbour ACS has been stiffing. She's essentially defenceless.
     
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