What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Nearly.

It's 4 Linc sausages,
Gammon steak
Fried veg done in a sweet chilli sauce.
Chips, (bet you can't guess how many times cooked)

Oh and a lemon swirl cheesecake (not one off those tiny things for one person)

 

Sausage wings burgers on the BBQ

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I’ve made a pie, known as penis pie.

Story behind this, I had left over pastry and my old man told to make a decoration. So I made a cock.

 

I wish you were my friend in real life.

 

I’m touched, like you touch yourself to Marge

 

Made roast dinner, pork shoulder but forgot to take a pic.

 

I can’t take a pic. Got my Ex’s name on out of respect.

 

Cheese and chip pizza

 

Ffs crinkle cuts

 

Crinkle cut Micro Chips I'll have you know.

Mccains. Posh

 

You belong here.

 

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thank you.

 

You should go on Masterchef mate.

 

Let's not get all gay about it.

 

He’ll be hiding by your bins by next weekend.

 

Sausage wings sound great.

Where did you you get them?

 

Not sure how I feel about this.

If you are utterly smashed then I shall dog my hat. If not then I shall assume you’re single and have no cooking ability.

 

Looks like a burger. Where are the sausage wings ffs.