NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

So we're back to selling all our best players and getting relegated

 

You could say that yes

 

İt's the hope that kills!!!

 

Even if it happens we would buy overpriced players and end up losing in big games.

 

It's happening.

 

Oh he's lieing

 

Don't worry, Windy is a BBBS (big Billy bull ****ter)

 

New member dishing out negativity? I can smell a Mackem boys.

 

Make no mistake I'll be delighted if this happens , but my previous life experiences are telling me otherwise.

I'm hearing mixed reports, so I'm inclined to go with the it's not happening reports to avoid having my pant pulled down and a turd being jarred loose.

 

What does this actually mean btw

 

From the Ronnie Gill...

Newcastle United's senior sources have confirmed there is interest in a takeover from Dubai-based billionaire Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan.

However, while there have been bold claims that a deal is close to being "concluded", the suggestions from St James' Park are that there is "some way" to go on the purchase.

What has been confirmed is that discussions have taken place with the Abu Dhabi royal family member.

 

SEE

 

‘Hearing reports’ pmsl

Ok mate...

 

Pete Graves this time. This is trending worldwide. If its a hoax then it's massive.

 

Looks like it's the Mexicans so.

 

Seems like Ashley doesn't want to shake the Towns bedrock but Abu Dhabi do.

 

Any chance of an update lads?

 

This appears to be a lot more real than previous rumours.

 

Ashley is probably dragging his heels over 50 pence and the potential buyer will buy Aston villa at 6pm instead

 

This is the most excited I've been since 10p thunder cats crisps came out.