Metths is a cum faced, half headed ******, who sticks his head out of the bus window each morning pretending to be a dog.
Metths is a 30 year old Virgin Lives at home with his mum, who ****s him off each morning. He wants his first sexual experience to be with Billy Idol He hates builders who start work before midday. He doesn't have a paid job, and get picked up each morning by the Sunshine bus He usually has to get a taxi home, as he bullies his counterparts. He's never actually seen Man Utd play live, but once went to the club shop. They threw him out for ****ing in the changing rooms.
On the day that his club fluffed the playoff final and he got sausage poisoning, Comm wakes up to see that Newcastle are about to be acquired by a Sheikh. Comm will be meeting Gazza down the river in a bit for a spot of fishing.
I’m not 30, No need to take your anger out on me, Because Sunderland bottled it in the last minute of the Leagud 1 play-off final, I know you’re angry and my video has wound you up, Job done, No-one threw me out of the United megastore actually, Stop. making lies up about me as usual, I’m not gay you homophobe.
