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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he's just not into having poultery shoved up his rectum?
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    How was that for you ? Don't you usually just piss your pants ?

    I thought AE was more of a '**** on my chest kind of guy '
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    Some say it's similar to a big turkey leg <ok>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    He prefers peanuts,they come out a treat.
     
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  6. Depay Sound

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    Others say it's more like a Sparrow's toe.
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    Coming from the sparrow himself <ok>
     
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  8. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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  9. suarezlfc

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    He is behind Carragher in terms of where they are facing, as you can see on the still in Swarbs' photo. By which I (and, I assume Swarbs) mean both are facing the goal line, and Carragher is in between Walters and said goal line. Ergo, Walters is behind Carragher.

    This is as simple and laborious as I care to put it:

    Pennant plays the ball over. At this point it is Goal line > Carragher > Walters. He is onside when the ball is played, and so from this point on it doesn't matter where Walters goes in relation to being offside.
    Then, Walters gets around Carragher. It is now Goal line > Walters > Carragher.
    Carragher manages to just edge round Walters again, as they come together. It is now Goal line > Carragher > Walters. This is when the 'foul' is committed.
    So, Carragher does get slightly in front of Walters, but he gets caught on the wrong side and allows Walters to shield him from the ball.
     
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  10. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's actually pretty funny to be fair <laugh>

    Although clearly not true <doh>
     
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  12. Julius Caesar

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    <laugh> The look on his face is perfect
     
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  13. Noblelox

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    Just look at this 263 pages of manc obsession with Liverpool. it makes you feel all warm inside, knowing you mancs are here, obsessing over everything Liverpool.
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Yeah **** off back to your own board!
     
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  15. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Fail.
     
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  16. Julius Caesar

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    Top 3 posters in this thread

    Skylarker 616
    KingPepeReina. 416
    Berbnanidez Videncia. 262 (first united fan)
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    <yikes>
     
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  18. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Refer to my previous post :D
     
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  19. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    As the thread creator I would like to thank you for your contribution. Your efforts have kept this thread alive and kicking. Your china tea pot is in the post......by china I mean made in china....

    enjoy.
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Obsessed.
     
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