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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    Cheick's sex_piece is so hard it makes diamond feel Like marshmallow..

    ..just ask my mam.
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Feb 5, 2011
  2. I Bleed Black & White

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    Cheick's sex_piece is so hard it makes diamond feel Like marshmallow..

    ..just ask my mam
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Feb 5, 2011
  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    Cheick Tiote nicked the roof off Penshaw Monument.
     
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  4. Willa Pond

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    Most enjoyable thread on the forums
     
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  5. jayaldihnio

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    when Cheik Tiote arrived wor lass got pregnant

    (actually true)
     
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    jayaldihnio, Feb 5, 2011
  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    Uri Geller bends spoons. Cheick Tiote bends time and space.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Feb 5, 2011
  7. jayaldihnio

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    cheik tiote doesn't make lager but if he did one can would keep a tramp warm for a week
     
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    jayaldihnio, Feb 5, 2011
  8. jayaldihnio

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    when Tiote scores the roof lifts off st. James
     
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    jayaldihnio, Feb 5, 2011
  9. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    When Tiote flexes his muscles the Earth's tectonic plates move
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Feb 5, 2011
  10. NobleGeordie

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    Tiote thought the ball coming down was John Carrews ball returning to earth after his penalty, in his mind he said "this is how you strike a ball"
     
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  11. Amnesiac

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    Apparently he's the stig..

    I'll get my coat.
     
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    Amnesiac, Feb 5, 2011
  12. MrToontastic

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    Cheik Tiote's eyesight is in High Definition

    His goal today actually missed by a mile but he has the power to make the world see different

    The roar that was heard when he scored today didn't come from the crowd, it was ALL Cheik Tiote!!
     
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  13. iToons

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    Cheik Tiote can make 51,561 stand up and scream at the kick of a football.
     
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    iToons, Feb 5, 2011
  14. Spiderman-Mask

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    Angered at his performance at half time, Cheick decide to give it an extra 1% effort. What followed is legendary
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 5, 2011
  15. iToons

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    When Cheik Tiote shoots, Cheik Tiote scores!
     
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    iToons, Feb 5, 2011
  16. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Chieck Tiote: the only man alive to whom John Wayne dare not say: Get on your horse and get out of town!
     
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    Frank_Pingel_Legend, Feb 5, 2011
  17. Solano The Peruvian Pele

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    Cheik Tiote ordered Gary Neville to retire.
     
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    Solano The Peruvian Pele, Feb 5, 2011
  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    When Cheick scored every woman had a crisis
     
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  19. iToons

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    :laugh:
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Capello will be on Ancestry.co.uk to see if Cheick has any English relatives
     
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