http://www.skysports.com/football/n...rs-receive-letter-over-their-personal-hygiene This actually happened... Love how the article blames it for the reason the stadium isn't selling out. Imagine if Allam sent that to our supporters. They'd be uproar!
I was in the Army with quite a sweaties. Most of 'em hummed to be honest, Corky Morgan used to sweat like a bastard and on a hot day down the bridging hard he couldn't half pong. Last place you wanted to be was on a top panel team with him on an MGB when he was reeking the place out. What with all that lifting above your head, thus exposing his radio active arm pits. Can't have been Corks they sent a letter to though, he supported Cowdenbeath.
talking of the great unwashed. Just been in Cott for the Springboard festival. Spotted more then a dozen fat bastards in a differing versions of fc shirts. a loud mouth twat in shorts with a celtic tattoo on his leg, a man utd shirt wearer, a Liverpool shirt, one young lad in a City shirt, and a begger in a lufc shirt.
Bugger, I wish I'd gone now. I only need 3 fat bastards in old washed out Rugby League shirts, a loud mouth Sweatie twat and a tramp in sporting attire to complete my I-Spy book of ****s, Chavs and Wastrels. I hate a missed opportunity, me.
The unwashed doing the treble is like us winning the ERFA cup, the Billy Bly Trophy and avoiding relegation.
