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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, May 21, 2019.

  1. Stan

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    Sunday morning cyclists.

    Had to find a cricket ground in deepest darkest Surrey on Sunday and get there at daft o’clock.

    Lots of country roads with blind corners. Didn’t need cyclists riding next to each other arguing about whose balls chaffed the most.

    Cycle in the park.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or drive more cautiously, aware that roads aren’t just for cars?
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I have a 2 hour drive round the M25 every morning for work ... TalkSport passes the time but I often find myself switching it off through the ad breaks ... have got pretty good at timing it just right when I switch back on <laugh>
     
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    Drive over the downs past Whipsnade on a Sunday ... thousands of the ****ers thinking they are Geraint Thomas ...

    Not too bothered by them in general apart from the few clever sods that think if they cycle two abreast you can't overtake them ...
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Single file or they asking for a nudge
     
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  6. Rorschach

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    Horse riding arseholes who ride 4 abreast across the back roads then have a ****ing fizzer when you try to crawl past them and they can't control the beast they are riding on and have a go at you

    Get in the field by the stables you utter counts...
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats what the beeper is for
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You sure you haven't gone off road at Aintree? ... are you also having to swerve around several, shorter than the norm, gorse hedges?
     
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  9. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Establishments that dont fix their signs when a letter falls off. My local tesco's 'C's' bulb has been out for years. And I wont go into a pub if even one of its letters is missing.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It is... Which is why I don't watch it... Nothing with adverts at least.

    I stream everything. Only time I see ads is when streaming live games... And then they're usually ads from back home so kinda makes it worthwhile in a nostalgic way.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I remember the Freeman Hardy Willis in Northwich growing up had the letters burnt out on their sign for the longest time so it read: "Free Hard Willis" which I always read as "Free Hard Willies" and had a laugh about in my prebubescent way.
     
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  12. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    A pub called 'The Commercial' was so bad around my way that it was merely called 'OIL'

    Correction : It was called 'THE OIL'.......now it is merely called THE!!!

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  13. DerekTheMole

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    2 in one image here...
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    @DUNCAN DONUTS
     
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  14. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do

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    It annoys me how Ant from Ant and Dec has just come back like nothing happened.

    The dick crashed his car while hammered and hurt a little girl.

    Should have got 12 months in prison.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Horrible ginger **** <ok>
     
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  17. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do

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    My Mrs loves the horrible Ginger swine. I can't stand him.

    No Ginger should be that successful.

    I hate Chris Evans too.

    Fuming now.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What are doing in a student bar, you dodgy twat? <yikes>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ginger Warrington **** <grr>
     
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