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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Agreed cheap coffee can be more effective than a pint of liquid-paraffin-ip-milk-magnesium-ip-laxative-syrup-500x500.jpg
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    One thing about coffee that is a must (with instant stuff) is milk first. Stir it up then pour in the hot water

    Stops the coffee from burning and tasting bitter

    Still has to be a decent coffee though
     
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    the granules dont dissolve you got to give the milk/coffee/sugar concoction 10 seconds in the microwave before adding the hot water
     
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    I like a few granules floating on the top tbh

    It looks more rustic and I feel like less of a **** while fixing my topknot <laugh>
     
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    Never have that problem tbh. A good stir and you get some frothy caramel looking concoction. Then pour water in and stir again


    Don't add sugar personally. Unless it's doodh pathi. In which case it's the works. Cinnamon, cardamom, sugar and a pinch of salt
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Looks rustic?

    fixin your topknot?

    ****
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I'd bet money that none of you has bothered to make tea different ways to find the best way
    I have, I always like to find the most efficient way of doing anything remotely repetitive.
     
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    Have you tried kashmiri/pink tea?

    Not what passes as it with colouring n **** but the real deal? With pistachios and stuff in it?
     
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    Don't hate just cos you still dress like....
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    Tried different ways mate. Just stick to what tastes best.

    Tea and coffee are my greatest vice.
     
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    You lost your right to speak of tea on page #1
     
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    Ive tried some..it was pink and had the pistachios etc...fukin yum
     
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    ****s that walk with their hands down their pants. Wtf is that about?


    Even worse when you see them doing the various gangsta handshakes
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    in other words, no, and you drink instant coffee, so your opinion has less worth than Matth's.
     
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    @Spurlock says it keeps his hands warm
     
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    They use colouring in the places here that serve it

    The original stuff takes a while to make and the colour comes from basically boiling the water down to nothing then adding more. Slightly wrong and you start over

    Can't use normal tea either. And add baking soda
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I'll repeat an old Chinese proverb.

    "man who pours water on spoon knows **** all about making tea
     
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    The stuff with the colouring is tasty too...sounds like id need a wife if i want the original stuff..will give it a miss
     
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    Sorry pal but you can't mess with tea.
     
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